OK, so perhaps your Monkey has already broken his relaunch promise of posting every day.
Perhaps he didn’t have anything good to post about yesterday and decided to take the day off.
Perhaps when he promised to post once a day every day, he was talking only about the M-F workweek, and not the weekends.
Perhaps he was too busy yesterday having sexy parties and romantic intrigues and simply couldn’t find time for a post.
After all, bloggers need lives, too. Right?
The truth is that your Monkey didn’t post. And he didn’t die.
It is not the end of the world.
It doesn’t matter who promised to do what and didn’t come through or who broke what New Year’s resolution.
We’re not here to name names and point fingers, are we?
This isn’t the 1950s, and your Monkey is no communist. (This isn’t Communist Russia, is it Danny?)